Weekly Workplace Humor #1

Rule #1: Never walk without a document in your hands.

People with documents in their hands look like hard working employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like their heading for the canteen. People with a newspaper in their hands look like their heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

This is the first in a series of how to tips on the art of corporate advancement.

-Trish