Step 2 - If you do, make sure it never leaves his handy belt holder
Step 3 - If that fails make sure he doesn't put it on top of his car
Step 4 - If he does, try to stop him from driving off with the phone still on his roof
Step 5 - If all this fails, grab a chair and watch for the Mini-Van to run it over in the street and have a good laugh.
Driever has showed us that cell phones aren't able to stop moving vehicles.
- Brian and Joey