Words of Wisdom...

...from the late great George Carlin. Kinda makes you think...and laugh!

- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?