Weekly Funnies

A priest, a lawyer, and an Architect are being lead to the guillotine.

They ask the priest if he wants to be face up or face down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to be face up so he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops inches from his neck. The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.

Next, the lawyer is asked the same thing. He chooses face up hoping to be as fortunate. They raise the blade, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops inches from his neck. The authorities again take this as divine intervention and release the lawyer.

Finally, the Architect is next. He too chooses face up. They slowly raise the blade, when the Architect says:
“Hey, I see what the problem is!”.

-John