no word yet on whether any of these 'very smart individuals' are still alive...
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Monday, November 28, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
What Are The Odds?
Some might say that Brett and I dozed off during a recent lunch time presentation. This is NOT true. On average the human eye blinks 708 times per hour, or 12 times per minute. I'm not sure what the odds are of someone taking a picture at the exact moment that Brett and I blinked but they have to be a million to one. Whomever took this picture should go play the lottery because lady luck is on your side.
Brian L.
Brian L.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
New Product
Jack and Terry have come up with a new product based their love of biking and their need for groceries. Called the Grocery Go Getter Bike Cart, this contraption blends the best of both worlds. There are still a few bugs to work out like brakes and how to steer but those are minor.Coming soon to a thrift store near you.
Eyes forward, heads down... it's test time.
Studies have shown that this method of intense focus has resulted in higher test scores and quite classrooms. Side affects include lack of collaboration, creativity, social awareness and ear infections.
Need Help?
For those of you who have been or still are addicted to angry birds... you'll get the image below.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Smart...
"These contractors are installing steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a sports bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home. How long do you think it will be before they realize where they parked their truck?" - Anonymous
Monday, August 1, 2011
Who Ate My Lunch?
Let me set the scene... It's around 12:15 and Jodie walks back to grab her leftovers for lunch. Since I sit within earshot of our break room I heard her stunned laughter as she says "somebody ate my lunch". She couldn't believe it. About the same time an email goes out to the entire office from one of our newest employees."Hello all, I just ate someone’s lunch box due to the same food in the lunch box. I am sorry about that. Please let me know if your lunch box has been eaten by me. I would like to buy you lunch at your convenient time. Thanks"
I couldn't stop laughing and when Jodie read that she couldn't either. Apparently they cooked the same thing the night before. This is a true story... you can't make that up!
As you may imagine, responses to the "free lunch" were quick to come in from everyone wanting a free lunch.
"Hey, that was my lunch. I’ll take Sushi tomorrow for lunch thank you." - Dan
"Jacky… No problem.. that was my lunch. Replacement lunch tomorrow at Ruth Chris’s works for me." - Greg
"Wait a minute, I think that was my lunch!!!!" - James
"Hey, that was my lunch. I’ll take Sushi tomorrow for lunch thank you." - Dan
"Jacky… No problem.. that was my lunch. Replacement lunch tomorrow at Ruth Chris’s works for me." - Greg
"Wait a minute, I think that was my lunch!!!!" - James
Monday, July 25, 2011
Wine Bottle Art
Some WP peeps got together (James, Greg, Amber along with a few spouses and friends) for happy hour a while back and with pens in hand decided to create some impromptu art. You might be wondering why there is a unicorn on the bottle to the right. Well, not many people know this but James has believed in unicorns since he was young lad. He has unicorn figurines, unicorn posters, and the complete 6 piece collectors edition unicorn plate set. He has attended the annual unicorn sighting expedition for the past 5 years in northern Oregon (he call these "Fishing trips"). He also co-wrote the book "Unicorns Are To Real, My Mom Said So". Or maybe it was just the wine talking when he was telling us about all this...
Just for fun...
Practical jokes and off center humor are the national past time of Greg so it's fitting that he supplied this funny video for all.
New Slogans for Architecture
Architecture, we put the texture in the Art
Architecture, for when engineering is just not enough
Architects shape the space that we use to do the things that we do when we go to that place
Architecture, harder to spell than you’d think
Modern Architecture, stating the obvious since 1929
Brutalism, because this will only hurt for a minute
Corbu tested, Mies van der Rohe approved
Architecture, If it’s good enough for the French….
Architecture, taking the forms to the streets, well…, it might be set-back a little, just to improve the view
Modern Architecture, that concrete slab next to the courthouse
The few, the proud, the Architects
Architects, removing all the things that remind you of home except for the disapproval of your loved ones
Architecture, recession proof since Sept. 2014
Architecture, giving you less for more
Architects taking your idea and running with it until you tell us to stop
Architecture, you know, buildings and things
Architecture, bed, bath, and beyond
Architecture, frozen music defrosted into awesomeness
Architecture, if it ain’t Wright, it ain’t wrong, am I right?
-Trish
Architecture, for when engineering is just not enough
Architects shape the space that we use to do the things that we do when we go to that place
Architecture, harder to spell than you’d think
Modern Architecture, stating the obvious since 1929
Brutalism, because this will only hurt for a minute
Corbu tested, Mies van der Rohe approved
Architecture, If it’s good enough for the French….
Architecture, taking the forms to the streets, well…, it might be set-back a little, just to improve the view
Modern Architecture, that concrete slab next to the courthouse
The few, the proud, the Architects
Architects, removing all the things that remind you of home except for the disapproval of your loved ones
Architecture, recession proof since Sept. 2014
Architecture, giving you less for more
Architects taking your idea and running with it until you tell us to stop
Architecture, you know, buildings and things
Architecture, bed, bath, and beyond
Architecture, frozen music defrosted into awesomeness
Architecture, if it ain’t Wright, it ain’t wrong, am I right?
-Trish
Monday, June 27, 2011
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Monday, February 28, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Septic Tank Humor
I'm glad these people have a sense of humor about their "sh*ty" job. I know, that was corny but appropriate.
Top 10 Country Songs
For those of you who hate country music... you'll love this. Because doesn't every country song have a dog or a truck or a gun rack, and/or someone leavin' or cheatin'? No these aren't actual country songs but they could be...
10. She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft (ok, this is an actual country song)
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *ss All Day
10. She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft (ok, this is an actual country song)
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *ss All Day
