Deep Thoughts By Kids...

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?--Age 15Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.--Age 13I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.--Age 13My younger brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--that...

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FINALLY!!!

How many of you have struggled with a ketchup packet only to have the contents exploded all over your shirt? Why is there only enough ketchup in each packet for 2 frys? And why are these little devils virtually impossible to open without pliers (or for those without tools... teeth)? The tiny packets have p*ssed off millions for over 40 years...until now. My guess is the CEO of Heinz actually had to attempt to open his own ketchup packet for the first...

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I'll take 3

A life-size bronze sculpture of a man by Alberto Giacometti was sold Wednesday at a London auction for 65 million pounds ($104.3 million) — a world record for the most expensive work of art ever sold at auction, Sotheby’s auction house saidSotheby’s had estimated the work would sell for between 12 to 18 million pounds. The sale price trumped the $104.17 million paid at a 2004 New York auction for Pablo Picasso’s 1905 “Boy With a Pipe (The Young Apprentice).”...

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Dishwasher

I would like to take a moment to direct your attention to a small yet fairly obvious magnet affixed to the front of the dishwasher. For your reference, please see the attached photo (entitled “photo.jpg”). While some may believe its message is clear, other seem a bit adverse to truly understanding what the message insinuates. So for those who lack the ability to clearly comprehend its message, I offer the following explanation: When the word “Dirty”...

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Happy #% Birthday Naaz

No one really knows exactly which anniversary of her 40th birthday this was but we do know she likes little mini cupcakes. 23 for her and the last one split between the rest of the office. Those crumbs were delicio...

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How The Other Half Lives

Sly StaloneJohn Travolta OprahBilly JoelJennifer LopezEddie MurphyEric Driever...

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New Year Same Ol' Jack

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Town Hall Video

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Architecture for 5 cents

I came across this article about an out-of-work architect and his plan to pull himself out of this economic pit. He lost his job (twice) in 2008 and decided to put up a home-made stand at a local farmers market. His pitch was to offer architectural advice for 5 cents. It worked. His modest approach has led him to multiple opportunities. A two-story home addition, a deck, a master bedroom, etc. Small work but its work he's enjoying... and he made...

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Test Answers

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quote of the week

“I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination” - ?"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway" - John Wayne"I'd rather laugh and have a stomach ache than be negative and have a heart attack" -...

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Cold Enough For Ya?

Everyone deals with cold weather in their own way...Brian Whitmore enjoys to keep warm with a handy dandy SNUGGIE (as seen on TV)-Kim...

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Peace for Families

In Recognition of Williams + Paddon’s leaderships commitment to community involvement and outreach the staff presented, as a Christmas gift, two rocking chairs to Jim and Jack to be donated to PEACE for Families and placed in the recently completed shelter.Photo shows Jim and Jack presenting the Chairs to Michelle Coleman, PEACE for Families Executive Director.Chairs where engraved with quotes:“Rock to your dreams without ever leaving this spot”...

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